I’ve been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand. Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?
(via glideawayonsoapyheels)
Oh the joys of the female reproductive system, so delicate and alluring like a flower then once a month it turns into a satanic ram’s head that devours your soul and spews the blood of ghost children onto the earth.
A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.
(via necrosister)