Oh the joys of the female reproductive system, so delicate and alluring like a flower then once a month it turns into a satanic ram’s head that devours your soul and spews the blood of ghost children onto the earth.
A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah